10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury