10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
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