10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.