10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.