10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.