10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth