10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves