10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Fold and live to fold again
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow