10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.