10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP