10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.