10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson