10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss