10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."