10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth