10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?