10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.