10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?