10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen