10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.