10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.