10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword