10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is for loners.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from