10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Fold and live to fold again
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]