10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)