10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.