10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?