10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.