10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fold and live to fold again
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss