10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels