10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is for loners.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes