10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz