10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)