10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• It's Free To Fold...
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it