10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi