10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright