10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"