10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?