10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com