10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers