10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.