10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it