10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.