10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "No river, no fish."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Fish don't eat Nutz!