10 Random Poker Quotes
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- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha