10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger