10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright