10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• im going to 2 out you to death
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.