10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers