10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker is for loners.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "No river, no fish."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury